Let's burn ourselves

Ok people, I'm here today to share with you some cool stuff.

Sharing, caring..right always remember that kids :)


Tired of smoking just to get the problem off your chest?or doing drugs just to feel so high you don't have to worry bout anything?Know that there are always better ways to destress and relieve yourself. Here's one I just recently tried..


Okay, to begin with, all you need is a disposal lighter. The ones you could buy at any saundry stores or mamaks. It's really cheap, you can get one for like rm1. Anyway, just in case some of you have not seen one, it looks something like this..

Ok next on, you gotta rip of the metal piece(not shown in the picture). Well this allows you to adjust or gauge the size of the fire you want to light.See that little plastic piece? You gotta use it as a driver to screw the little gear (in grey colour) counter clock wise(this will increase the size of the flame) or clockwise if the flame is just too big. To get a flame the size of the ones Bunsen burners give, I think y'all should rotate it like 2 rounds. That should be good enough, uh huh.Nice, yeah?

The adrenaline you get from watching the flame burn and just the sound of the combustion.

*Zzzzzzzzsshhhh*

Aaah..

See, the thing bout playing with lighters is that you might get burn if the fire is too big, but hell that's okay almost as giving Shandys' to 9 year olds. Cause the burn will just wear off. It's only a matter of time.

Point is, that whenever you get burned, you fall down, or just having the craziest emotional breakdowns in your life, don't give up on life. Don't go all emo shit. Pick up yourself and stand up again, move on. :)

Don't do drugs, smoke's okay for pleasure =P

See, I got lightsaber!

Before I get sued,

WARNING : DON'T TRY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE WEIZHUAN!!