The parody

David Blaine Street Magic Part 3!

Check out also on YouTube, Part 1 and 2..
Cracked me up xD

..and oh, look out for Blaine's(fake one, of course) expression everytime he nailed those guys :D

first my father..now my brother
they all wanna hog the tv and wont let me watch my football.
fuck them all la wei.

im so fucking pissed and somebody's not layaning me =(.

and you know, maybe you were right, when its broken it just stays broken.
or well, maybe that's only cause you think it is.

Just a few things popping in my head

Why is it so hard to please everybody?
Why is life so difficult to understand, what is true happiness and why do we live to die?
Why do we judge one another when we barely know each other?
Why cant we just mind our own business and not forsake others need for privacy?
Why do we try to write one another script, can't we all write our own story?
Why do we tend to change our minds even though we've vowed to stick to a decision?
Why is it that only those closes to you, are the ones who hurt u the most?
Why can't anyone understand tht all i wanted for Christmas is my very own chocolate fountain =P (okay, tht was random)
Why me?

07going08

SO another new year's coming..okay why does this sound like you've read it on other blogs?

Hahah NO, not gonna bore you with what I've been throughs' this whole year

not gonna bore you with another list of resolutions which will never materialise

But to ask all of you dear readers(lovers,haters,randoms)to do me a favour, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...



























..say a simple prayer (be it when you're going to bed or having your meals) for me to grow at least 2 inches taller and maybe, a lil' buffed up.


Just kidding :)

Help!

I dont know but how do you say...Nike©?

Iszit.. nai-kee

Or iszit.. ni-kh??

knn ptr cech!

if you have a faint heart,

you shouldnt have been supporting Chelsea lately,

because they played a freaking 4-4 thriller with Aston Villa and almost lost on home soil..

then they got 2 key defenders sent off..

Michael Ballack scored a come back goal which left everyone thinking there was finally light at the end of the tunnel for the game..

Aston Villa showed that they were determined to take all three points back..

Chelsea players just simply showed the world that they were partying hard on Christmas and forgotten how to kick a ball..

cibai la i dont wan watch epl next year!

Yknow wht's hot?

Honda Civic Type R is

Aaah Zubair is so lucky, his dad bought him one (lucky bastard hmmpf).

I wanna play chasing cars!

Anyway, Imma share something cool with you guys again,

Barrio 19!

okay so maybe some of y'all have already watched this like a gazilion times but for those of you who didnt know bout this..

It's a series showcasing the latest and most in thing sub urban culture from all over the world. You may find some of the things they do new and refreshingly cool(kind of, like this one video where a group of japanese kids are skipping with hip hop moves and the eastern european dude who orders his hotdog while freestyling) or..not.

Something like watching Nike @ Adidas sporting adverts put together but more realistic cause it's taken from the streets, no computer graphics!

See it on MTV.

La Salle Convention (17th-22nd Dec)

Lets just say I didn't want to go at all at first, and I ended up not wanting to leave yesterday

Highlight of the camp, kicking the ball and meeting u

When words fail you

whn u jst fail to rch out n tch crtn ppl's hrt

Let's burn ourselves

Ok people, I'm here today to share with you some cool stuff.

Sharing, caring..right always remember that kids :)


Tired of smoking just to get the problem off your chest?or doing drugs just to feel so high you don't have to worry bout anything?Know that there are always better ways to destress and relieve yourself. Here's one I just recently tried..


Okay, to begin with, all you need is a disposal lighter. The ones you could buy at any saundry stores or mamaks. It's really cheap, you can get one for like rm1. Anyway, just in case some of you have not seen one, it looks something like this..

Ok next on, you gotta rip of the metal piece(not shown in the picture). Well this allows you to adjust or gauge the size of the fire you want to light.See that little plastic piece? You gotta use it as a driver to screw the little gear (in grey colour) counter clock wise(this will increase the size of the flame) or clockwise if the flame is just too big. To get a flame the size of the ones Bunsen burners give, I think y'all should rotate it like 2 rounds. That should be good enough, uh huh.Nice, yeah?

The adrenaline you get from watching the flame burn and just the sound of the combustion.

*Zzzzzzzzsshhhh*

Aaah..

See, the thing bout playing with lighters is that you might get burn if the fire is too big, but hell that's okay almost as giving Shandys' to 9 year olds. Cause the burn will just wear off. It's only a matter of time.

Point is, that whenever you get burned, you fall down, or just having the craziest emotional breakdowns in your life, don't give up on life. Don't go all emo shit. Pick up yourself and stand up again, move on. :)

Don't do drugs, smoke's okay for pleasure =P

See, I got lightsaber!

Before I get sued,

WARNING : DON'T TRY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE WEIZHUAN!!

A whole new look :)

Hello world (: Its Miss Guest Blogger back in action again.
Hahaha. I am just kidding. Since the two monkeys are back to the blogging world, I shouldn't log in anymore :)
If not, I will be accused for being a hacker *cough*
BUT, I am here today, because, I would like to ask you readers, can't you see any changes in this oh-so-lovely blog? :D
Come on, be more observant :)
Yeah, not much changes but it took me hours to do it okayy?
I am actually taking a break from my dramas. So I decided to log in here to help them revamp(right usage of word or not ah?) this blog XD XD

If you guys do remember, I promised to help these two monkeys to edit their template & I was complaining about how complicated it is.
BUT HELL YEAH BABY, I succeeded. Hahah. Toldja, I don't give up :D

Lets start from the top, the jukebox.
Because Juen was telling me he is addicted to the song & he can't get it out of his head,
Because WZ's nickname in MSN was part of the song's lyrics (I assume he likes the song too),
So that explains why I embedded that song there :)

Next on the profile & picture,
That is the best picture I have. There is another one which both of them took during their Anugerah Cemerlang Day I think.
But both of them don't look good in that picture.
So yeah, I have to post up that picture because I think thats the best.
As for the profile, I was just crapping, both of you can edit it all over again :D

Then, as for the 'chatterbox' column, 'links' column, 'recent posts' column & 'history' column,
There isn't much changes, just that the header is much more pretty than the previous one.
You guys can also change the colour of the font or the font type.
If you guys don't like it, then change it :)
Oh yeah, can change the title of the header also if you guys don't like it.

Aaahh, I feel so contented now because like finallyyyyy, I know how to edit blogger's template.
OMG! I am so proud! Hahaha. Wheeeee~
Woi monkeyS, see how much I love you guys! Put in so much effort & time! XD XD
Where is my REWARD? :p I shall repeat R.E.W.A.R.D Hahahahahaha!
I actually use my blog template as a guide line :D Make things so much more easier for me.
YAY ME :D Aite, back to the dramas. Goodbye all!Don't miss me :) Hahah.

See the similarities

No I’m not trying to mock anybody here, my point is, don’t you sometimes wish for things to go back to how it was before. I have.

In many years to come when I’m sitting on that old rocking chair spending time with my grandson, telling him what my *last year of school (not including the sixth form) was like, I would tell him how I enjoyed the fifth form spending most of my time with my two *gay* buddies doing lots of fun stuff together like going all the way to Leisure Mall just for lunch, running after the public bus because we were late for tuition, lepaking/emo-ing at the malls or simply just spending time at the mamak stall or the library.

To cut things short, what I’m trying to say is, it bloody sucks to lose someone in life. Take it from me, I’ve lost many, and it sure would be sad to see two such close friends not talk to one another again.

p.s - sorry to stanley who was also in the pic, the guy holding the other can of beer =P

Yeah, screw emo.

Shit you for doing this. And I cant believe I was stupid enough to make the effort.
I never said I wanted an end to this.

Fuck you.

And here, a middle finger.

It's okay, I don't give a damn.
Football tomorrow :) and screw emo (Jon aka Mushroom Boy's right)

But MCR's still a good band even if they were emo.

Just to add on to Wz's elaboration about the concert;

Well according to our tickets, which was priced at RM93, we were suppose to sit at the stands (see below)
Here was where we ended up watching/screaming/jumping throughout the whole black parade =P

See, so much closer to the stage rite. It wasn't our fault that the RELA ppl were so nice to leave the gates open for ppl like us to crash in =)

MCR is so fucking awesome.

The black parade was in town last night!

Hell, they were awesome. Sounded almost as good as they did on tv.

The sucky security and rain couldn't dampen us though. Managed to sneak into rm163 standings from what was supposed to be our original seatings,the rm103 tickets. And the best part was we only paid rm93 for everything. How did we get through the fence separated by half a metre width of drainage and held back by RELA members was fucking cool too.

Ok, since Mei Hsuan insisted that I did a little elaboration on this particular scene, fine fine.

Haha after getting in, we settled down on to our seats. It's not really comfy anyway cause we're practically sitting on the floor and for your information, the reason why they did not put up those fancy plastic seating like the ones at Bukit Jalil was because (according to my dad) they're actually preserving the stadium, maintaining it the same way it was when it was first built, first became the venue for our very Tunku Abdul Rahman to declare our country's independence..

So there, old school Stadium Merdeka.

Okay, so my butt got a lil' hard after a while. Then out of sudden, Juen nudged me and pointed at one of the small gates at the fence separating the field and the standings. Suddenly everyone started running towards the gate like how school's out for summer holidays. Uh huh, you got that right, just like the scene where everyone comes rushing in, in the video 'Teenagers'.

Very tempting right, everyone from the standings suddenly running into the field. Brilliant Mei Hsuan then whispered evil thoughts, " Wei let's go la wei later too late edy the gate close or RELA members come," and Juen's not really helping, he ran off with Julius and Milton already wtf. So we also 'chung' la. Hahaha somehow when I was about to step onto the field a RELA member was already infront of me and fuck I know how it feels like to be robbed off the feeling of seeing light at the end of the tunnel. But I was lucky, damn right, lucky. Cause too many people were pushing their way through and I was somehow pushed through the RELA dude. HAH cleared! Then I looked around for signs, people I know, names..

"JuenJuliusMiltonMeiHsuan where are you guys?" I thought to myself, then as I was standing there more and more RELA members came rushing to aid their colleague. LOL WTF scary shit aite. Then I saw Mei Hsuan still trapped at the gate there. For a moment I thought she wouldnt make it and I saw her mouth mumbling some words. I was like, is she telling me to go and and just leave her? Haha imagine this, a fallen soldier telling his fellow comrade to go on, continuing the battle and bring back gifts for his wife and kids cause he just know he can never make it out there alive =P

Then I saw Juen nearing her to pull her out of the mess..Somehow I was taken back by all the possibilities that could happen if we were separated. Stunned, I looked back at the spot where she was trapped.They were gone. Okay, so now I'm alone and more RELA members are coming and I'm still standing there, too scared to move perhaps,shit. Acting on my instincts, I turned around and ran..like a mouse...

But hell, they were waiting right infront of me only.. Cheh. If not this could have been a movie trailer about breaking out from jail or something already.

Ok here I was saying "Shit I hate being short!". Face's kinda shitty though.Candid okay??

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edited:

So MCR belted out about 10 songs I think or maybe more, yeah around that number.

Helena, I'm Not Okay, House of Wolves, Mama, Cancer, I Don't Love You were among the songs they performed. Oh, not forgetting, Welcome To The Black Parade. I know how stale the song might already sound to some of us, but it's so different like refreshinly new when they sang it. It got everyone excited. Much to my disappointment, they didnt sing Disenchanted though,my favourite...

Gerard Way : I needa see your faces

*Lights directed at the crowd*

Gerard : You guys are beautiful.

Haha Gerard's effing gay emo at times. Anyways, Ray Toro played a guitar solo, Frank Iero played the piano to a sad tune, almost like MCR's never coming back to KL again. And then they ended the whole concert with Famous Last Words. Hella great, who came up with the concert plot? LOL

In case some of you were wondering why I didnt blog bout the opening act by Pop Shuvit' and One Buck Short was simply because the RELA enforcers at the entrance gate were taking their sweet damn time to check everyone's tickets. Nearly caused a riot there, lol.

So anyway,

Screamed our lungs and jumped our hearts.
The outcome? One hella crazy and fun night and oh, a very wet tee too lol.

Almost lost our voice but went Bangsar and cooled it down with a glass of limau ais.

Damn, all in the name of rock. =P

Say No to Fake Tattoos

Okay, so here I am again, staring at the screen blankly thinking about what to blog about.

And the only reason I'm doing so, is thanks to Ms. Mhsuan who keeps insisting that I blog. Well it's not that I don't enjoy blogging is just every time I take the initiative to, I tend to not know what to blog about, and perhaps here are some reasons why;


1. I have no life ( I seriously don't, that's because when I'm not working I'm either sleeping or 'trying' to study, so there goes my social life)

2. I try really hard to be Invisible to everybody (damn I sound like some pathetic loner)

3. If I do blog, I might unintentionally get all the attention from our blog's readers instead of WZ because I'm definitely much more sexier than he is =P (haha only kidding)


Well enough bout me! Tag, its your turn Wz. Till next time,



Oh here's the pic I promised u Mhsuan,



Unlike someone, *cough cough* some of us only go for the real stuff XP

This is elegance

Lol. physics killerrrrrrr

This is not an act.

Oh what's that?

I think I just heard Yi Yang aka BallChopperrr saying, "Personal Collection of Assholes Caught Sleeping Vol.2 coming up!"

It's nothing,just a bling.

Last Sunday,
I got myself an ear bling.
I feel so pretty, I wanna date men think men wanna date me .

Thats one thing off the list. :)
no no, not making men like me. the bling.

This Is A Spam : You Don't Have To Read This

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. Nike backpack (YOU!! JANGAN LARI BACA INI!!)
2. Aviator shades,Raybans please :D
3. 1232320787487 beach pants
4. A car,any type. desperation.
5. sex. nah just kidding.

PERSON WHO TAGG-ED YOU IS:
vietnamese lady.

YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER :
conwoman, taekwondo, why her hair colour like that, why you tak cukup tidur ke, nice big chunky rings

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
SHE PROMISED ME MCR TICKETS!!!

THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE SAID TO YOU:
'hey have you read the papers?'
'uuhh no, but do tell..'
'they giving away free mcr ticks'

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL:
beat her in taekwondo.

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE:
she cant beat me in taekwondo.

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:
1. fat mei hsuan
2. yeelyn
3. eka
4. mira
5. dee,right back at cha
6. sigh
7. sigh...
8. looks at my list of friends
9. ..this is sad..
10. i have nobody.

WHO IS NO. 7 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
n/a

WHO IS NO. 9 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
n/a

IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
mei hsuan can go date herself. =P

WHAT ABOUT NO. 1 AND NO. 5?
what crap?

WHAT IS NO. 3 STUDYING?
must be studying bio right now hahaha

THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO. 6?
n/a

DOES NO. 4 WORK?
anak datuk!! :D

DOES NO. 8 HAVE ANY COUSIN IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
n/a

WILL YOU WOO NO. 8?
go die.

DOES NO. 2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
a sister, zit?

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW ABOUT NO.3?
classmate,this year :)

AND NO.4?
no.3's partner.

WHERE DOES NO.1 LIVE AT?
dia budak cheras :)

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?
how ah? msn? friendster? one of those la..

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
NO LAAA.Sort of.I don't know. She made me say this.

This is a spam anyway.